I always wanted to be somebody…I guess I should have been more specific. –Lilly Tomlin
There's nothing like a lifetime of dabbling among diseased carcasses and lethal bacteria for breeding tranquility of mind. –James Harriot
I don't know anything. –Socrates
Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man; but if anything is within the powers and province of man, believe that it is within your own compass also. –Marcus Aurelius
The body of Benjamin Franklin, printer, like the cover of an old book, its contents torn out, and stripped of its lettering and gilding, lies here, food for worms. But the work shall not be lost, for it will, as he believed, appear once more in a new and more elegant edition, corrected and improved By the Author. –Ben Franklin's Epitaph
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve -Bilbo Baggins
